If you ever ask me how many times you’ve crossed my mind, I would say once. Because you came, and never left.
Spongebob is probably the weirdest show that has ever existed.
my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED UNTIL COLLEGE TO MAKE THAT JOKE NOW I OWE YOUR MOM TEN BUCKS I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD ADMIT IT YET” so thats the story of how my parents have been betting on when id come out
If anyone is having a bad day, just spend 15 minutes and enjoy this guy’s wisdom after losing his wisdom teeth.
I guarantee you’ll be smiling by the end of it.
im getting my wisdom teeth taken out over christmas break and i just hope i am at least 25% as great as this guy
I laughing so hard that it turned into sobbing and Andrew doesn’t know if I’m okay or not
"I’M LEAKING AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS."
"WE’RE GOING TO HANG OUT WITH THE LOCKS OF GOLD!"
I AM CRYING. I CAN’T BREATHE. I CHOKED ON MY OWN SPIT. I’M GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK.
Reblogging again because I really need the laugh. Sorry for all the repetition posts.
for castielssnowangel, who wanted some cas ‘n’ dean dynamic duo
reblogging for Sam
if i’m going to be single for the rest of my life, which i probably fucking will be, i’m totally traveling everywhere
its been 12 years since shrek came out and im still having trouble coping with the fact that donkey fucked a dragon